leaving PR IN CHARGE OF A FOOTBALL CLUB IS LIKE

"LEAVING THE RAT IN CHARGE OF THE CHEESE"

"LEAVING THE RAT IN CHARGE OF THE CHEESE"

Or Michael Jackson in charge of the kindergarten

or having cheggers in charge of a harem

Paying Gary Glitter to babysit your kids?

Getting Fred West to lay your patio.

Asking Harold Shipman to visit your nan.

Leaving me alone with the sister in law

in a locked room with no windows






with a floor covered in plastic sheets and soaked in baby oil



both of us having abstained for a year........

.........back in the room,never thought about it ever.....well...