A young Iraqi kid!!!!!

playing in a reserve game and scores a hat trick and wins the man of the match award then gets carried off the pitch shoulder height from the rest of his team! The manager passes him his phone out of his pocket and tells the young iraqi boy to phone home and tell his family the good news!!!! He tells his mum about the hat trick and winning the man of the match award!Then ask how things are back at home? His mam replies " your dad has been robbed and stabbed, your sister has been raped and our house has been burned to the ground! Why the f**k did you sign and bring us to Liverpool"????