Swansea Game Gutted

My mum booked me and my family plus my sister and her family a weekend break for us all down Weston.

All booked and paid for she said.Friday to Monday.Cheers Mum!!

Easter Weekend she said.

Hang on????? Thats the Swansea Game.

Not only me affected my brother in law, my nephew and my old man are all season ticket holders so all 4 of us will be away on the break.

Any advsie as to how to tip toe around the subject of us men jumping in the car on the Saturday to drive back for the game which wouldnt result in us being castrated would be much appreciated

Last edited by The Rhooster on Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

tell um your off to the supermarket for supplies go to the game and claim you got lost and ended up in bath or something

tell um your off to the supermarket for supplies go to the game and claim you got lost and ended up in bath or something

the smell of booze may give us away

tell um your off to the supermarket for supplies go to the game and claim you got lost and ended up in bath or something

the smell of booze may give us away

say you stopped off just outside weston cos you were stressed and needed a beer

tell um your off to the supermarket for supplies go to the game and claim you got lost and ended up in bath or something

the smell of booze may give us away

cheese and onion crisps will sort u out, wen i was 13/14 i thort i cuold do what i wanted drink wat i wanted, eat cheese an onion crisps on the way home and mother would never no

oi humphries if any of your tactical ploys fail i'll take your tickets off you fella

tell um your off to the supermarket for supplies go to the game and claim you got lost and ended up in bath or something

the smell of booze may give us away

cheese and onion crisps will sort u out, wen i was 13/14 i thort i cuold do what i wanted drink wat i wanted, eat cheese an onion crisps on the way home and mother would never no

and did she know??

oi humphries if any of your tactical ploys fail i'll take your tickets off you fella

thanks for your sympathy

My mum booked me and my family plus my sister and her family a weekend break for us all down Weston.

All booked and paid for she said.Friday to Monday.Cheers Mum!!

Easter Weekend she said.

Hang on????? Thats the Swansea Game.

Not only me affected my brother in law, my nephew and my old man are all season ticket holders so all 4 of us will be away on the break.

Any advsie as to how to tip toe around the subject of us men jumping in the car on the Saturday to drive back for the game which wouldnt result in us being castrated would be much appreciated

thats gutting mateee!! last year at ninian the game between cardiff swansea i had a skiing holiday booked and paid for not realising the game was during the holidaay about 2 weeks before the holiday i said im not going and soo i stayed home as it was the first cardiff swansea gamee for me since going to watch at ninian and im glad i f*cking stayed what an epic daay and dont regret it atall!!

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

The missus dont like me on the day of Swansea games she says im a diferent man

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

That sounds like a plan to me!

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

That sounds like a plan to me!

a womens point a view, they cant turn down shopping, shopping or the city claire?

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

The missus dont like me on the day of Swansea games she says im a diferent man

...and there's your get-out fella. She wouldn't want to be around you if she's making you miss that game surely?

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

The missus dont like me on the day of Swansea games she says im a diferent man

...and there's your get-out fella. She wouldn't want to be around you if she's making you miss that game surely?

think your right might go for that "im gonna be a miserable tw*t to be around on that day"

tell her ul bring her back a presant....alan tates head on a spike!

seriosly though is there no way you can put the heat on, if your hole family are season ticket holders, compramise and leave at 3ish, watch the game and TRY and get bk for 9ish, let her go shopping all afternnon. shel undrstand or maybe not!

That sounds like a plan to me!

a womens point a view, they cant turn down shopping, shopping or the city claire?

City everytime for me!! no question!!

City everytime for me!! no question!! [/quote]
my type of girl
i new as soon as i put it, that it was a dumb question!

That sounds like a plan to me!

a womens point a view, they cant turn down shopping, shopping or the city claire?

City everytime for me!! no question!!

hang on i thought everyone said you were a man posing as a woman on here and that pic is a fake??? your answer confirms it true

City everytime for me!! no question!!

my type of girl
i new as soon as i put it, that it was a dumb question! [/quote]

im sure most girls would pick shopping, but im not most girls!!

you've found me out!!

:lol: you've found me out!!

a bloke that looks awesome in a dress

:lol: you've found me out!!

a bloke that looks awesome in a dress

Just like Baz

:lol: you've found me out!!

a bloke that looks awesome in a dress

Just like Baz

you know he'll read this and a thread about the swansea game will now become a thread about cross dressing and monkey facing

bad news matey, if you got a spare swansea ticket i wouldn't mind buying it off you mate, ill be looking for a ticket

you know he'll read this and a thread about the swansea game will now become a thread about cross dressing and monkey facing [/quote]

Like most of the threads on here then!

My mum booked me and my family plus my sister and her family a weekend break for us all down Weston.

All booked and paid for she said.Friday to Monday.Cheers Mum!!

Easter Weekend she said.

Hang on????? Thats the Swansea Game.

Not only me affected my brother in law, my nephew and my old man are all season ticket holders so all 4 of us will be away on the break.

Any advsie as to how to tip toe around the subject of us men jumping in the car on the Saturday to drive back for the game which wouldnt result in us being castrated would be much appreciated

Simple solution you just have to be brave Just tell the family you are going to see City v Swans and will be back at 9 o'clock (9 pm Sat if we lose, 9 am Sunday if we win )

bad news matey, if you got a spare swansea ticket i wouldn't mind buying it off you mate, ill be looking for a ticket

they are on general sale now Ben from the club.

FFS - you men need to grow some balls

you wanna go to the game GO - not like your in Spain and have to pay for flights - it's a trip over the bridge a fiver lol

BUT a few tips that might give u brownie points - valentines day sunday do not forget lol

just make sure you all help with the packing - unpacking when u get there - get the shopping all sorted with out a word of moaning - friday night take them all out for a meal - and Saturday morning give her a lie in with cooked brekkie - take the kids out for a few hours for some peace so when u leave about 1-2 ish she will be happier

phewwwwwwwwwwww think thats it!

if not have a row on thrusday and refuse to go away tell her u need space and go on the piss all weekend simple!

FFS - you men need to grow some balls

you wanna go to the game GO - not like your in Spain and have to pay for flights - it's a trip over the bridge a fiver lol

BUT a few tips that might give u brownie points - valentines day sunday do not forget lol

just make sure you all help with the packing - unpacking when u get there - get the shopping all sorted with out a word of moaning - friday night take them all out for a meal - and Saturday morning give her a lie in with cooked brekkie - take the kids out for a few hours for some peace so when u leave about 1-2 ish she will be happier

phewwwwwwwwwwww think thats it!

if not have a row on thrusday and refuse to go away tell her u need space and go on the piss all weekend simple!

Valentines day is a no go in my house its my sons birthday so no brownie points there.

shopping??? your having a giraffe.