swansea's next book

i can imagine it now, "6 of us went to chelsea to watch the scum when we were playing our biggest game for 20 years against newcastle in front of a pitiful 15100 crowd. 5800 cardiff came out of the ground and charged at us, chelsea and wolves run but us 6 brave jacks stood our ground and backed cardiff off. We even managed to kill about 2000 and quickly buried them in the cemetery around the corner without anyone seeing us. We then went into a pub to sing max boyce songs and watch our boys beat scotland in the last minute, what a day!" the daft fat rugby loving prop forward c**t!

or Tanks version:

There was 20 of us the night before but only 8 got on the bus next day, didnt matter as the others had paid up their money to "Brains" the night before.

We headed to London at 6am but knew summit wasnt right when we saw the sign for the Blackpool turn off. Anyways we had a day at the funfair and Tank threw up on the "big one" .

On the way back back Jammo and Turk got jumped by a gang of 11year old locals but in fairness there was about 8 of them, we all mobbed up and went looking for them but couldnt find them, got in the van and headed back home to Swansea.Me and Jammo had a fight cos the prick spilt his can of coke over me in the minibus, we had a huge ruck you should have seen it, was murders.

What a day !!! f'cking Cardiff scum we shit them!!!

Went up on the train guard asked for my ticket and I told him' we hate the scum'
Caught the tube to chelsea and a Samoan tourist asked me whats the best stop for the london eye so I did the swim away and told him'f**k cardiff they are scum'.
Gets to chelsea and we are outside the ground after game finishes and an old woman says excuse me I want to get passed so I told her'WE HATE THE CARDIFF SCUM AND WE ALWAYS DO THEM'.
Then Cardiff come out and we all run away.