best question ever asked?

i once got asked by a lady that may or may not have been called cher,if i believed in life after love.whats the best question you`ve ever been asked,by cher or anyone else?

'Is this wet enough for you?' - the individual shall remain anonymous.

- woz it

DO YOU WANT THAT AS A MOTHER INLAW

'Is this wet enough for you?' - the individual shall remain anonymous.

was your mother running you a bath?

a girl once asked me if I wanted her to pis* on me. I said "no thanks"

Hahaha, the imminent mother joke! A fairly timid one at that! I was expecting something more controversial!

Bloke asked me... "Are you a spanner?"
No i replied
"Cos you tighten my nuts"

the dentist once asked me "do you have trouble masticating" i went very red and mumbled something about going blind.
i didnt know masticating meant chewing

girl cueing upto go in the old reds was going on about Breast feeding to me and my mate saying how far it shoots from her boob, her question was "do you want to see?" she then popped one out and shot milk across the pavement

Classy Cardiff girl.

oh and another question i find funny was " do you remember bumping into mcCormack and Whitts last night? " Funny cos the answer was no i was a little worst for wear.

I've asked a few funny ones.

I once asked a blonde girl if she was a spanner, because she's tightening my nuts.

She told me to feck off or she'll get some cross dresser onto me.

oh and another question i find funny was " do you remember bumping into mcCormack and Whitts last night? " Funny cos the answer was no i was a little worst for wear.

Do you still not remember that?!

I've asked a few funny ones.

I once asked a blonde girl if she was a spanner, because she's tightening my nuts.

She told me to feck off or she'll get some cross dresser onto me.

Baz... Get him!!

oh and another question i find funny was " do you remember bumping into mcCormack and Whitts last night? " Funny cos the answer was no i was a little worst for wear.

Do you still not remember that?!

honestly ?? no remember us being outside the club vaguely and can kinda remember McCormack being in front of me, thats it glad someone was sensible

my mothers lonely since dad left, will you give her one please. really did happen, honest. when i was 16. so i did. happy days.

my mothers lonely since dad left, will you give her one please. really did happen, honest. when i was 16. so i did. happy days.

your a saint.

my mothers lonely since dad left, will you give her one please. really did happen, honest. when i was 16. so i did. happy days.

your a saint.

i do try. how's your missus. still giggling. my services are available, book early, go on, pleeeeeeeeeease.

my mothers lonely since dad left, will you give her one please. really did happen, honest. when i was 16. so i did. happy days.

your a saint.

i do try. how's your missus. still giggling. my services are available, book early, go on, pleeeeeeeeeease.

tw*t no one was supposed to see that post.

"Ridsdale, Are you going to rape our club dry?"

His reply was just a smarmy wink...

I asked a bird in Newcastle to taste my drink and asked her if it tasted of rohypnol...poor lass shit herself was only a joke!!!

I asked a bird in Newcastle to taste my drink and asked her if it tasted of rohypnol...poor lass shit herself was only a joke!!!

that's f*cking brilliant:lol:

a girl once asked me if I wanted her to pis* on me. I said "no thanks"

What's wrong with you?