JUST when you thought it couldn't get worse:

I just recieved this e-mail: *

Aye up, ah'm peta ridsdale. theur meight av seen uz on uz own telly sha, week i' week art. ah dri' eur an' audi 'n it dint cost uz eur penny. renew thy season tickets afowa t' egm meetin sa ah can buy eur new set o' wheels. teur
sent from my blackberry device.






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Ok so the truth is I just found a Yorkshire translator its almost as good as the cockney one

Oh dear, I have no idea what that says

Oh dear, I have no idea what that says

its hindu or something.

Oh dear, I have no idea what that says

Can anyone understand what ridsdale says anyway? the bits you do understand are lies

I just recieved this e-mail: *

Aye up, ah'm peta ridsdale. theur meight av seen uz on uz own telly sha, week i' week art. ah dri' eur an' audi 'n it dint cost uz eur penny. renew thy season tickets afowa t' egm meetin sa ah can buy eur new set o' wheels. teur
sent from my blackberry device.

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Ok so the truth is I just found a Yorkshire translator its almost as good as the cockney one

Ha, it took me a while but I figured it out.

Greetings, my name is Peter Ridsdale. You may have seen me on your television sets, on a programme known as Week In, Week Out. I drive a vehicle manufactured by the Audi company and it did not set me back one penny. I firmly believe you, the fans, should renew your season tickets before the Extraordinary General Meeting in order for myself to purchase a new, higher standard mode of transport. Message sent from my Blackberry (R) Wireless Device.


Hope that helps youse that don't have the benefit of the Yorkshire accent in your lives!