MIGHT BE LEAVING THE WIFE

Found out she one of the few women around here who hasn't had nude photo's or text messages off Ashley Cole. So the way I look at it, if she ain't good enough for him, she deffo ain't good enough for me.

Her being ignored by Tiger Woods was bad enough, but this may be the straw that breaks the camels back.

To all of you that sent me wedding presents, I will be holding a car boot sale next Sunday and you can buy them back if you desire.

Found out she one of the few women around here who hasn't had nude photo's or text messages off Ashley Cole. So the way I look at it, if she ain't good enough for him, she deffo ain't good enough for me.

Her being ignored by Tiger Woods was bad enough, but this may be the straw that breaks the camels back.

To all of you that sent me wedding presents, I will be holding a car boot sale next Sunday and you can buy them back if you desire.

Have one last throw of the dice, and hope John Terry comes onto her!

Found out she one of the few women around here who hasn't had nude photo's or text messages off Ashley Cole. So the way I look at it, if she ain't good enough for him, she deffo ain't good enough for me.

Her being ignored by Tiger Woods was bad enough, but this may be the straw that breaks the camels back.

To all of you that sent me wedding presents, I will be holding a car boot sale next Sunday and you can buy them back if you desire.

Gwyn, I would raffle her off to the highst bidder and give all proceeds to the club. Not sure whether 10 quid could help our situation though.

i`ll put my wife in as well. perhaps we can do a buy one get one free offer

I was offered 6 camels for my missus whilst on holiday in Egypt.
It hasn't gone down well with the neighbours.
Theres camel dug everywhere in our street.