I’m divorcing my parents

Well my father really. Poor bugger has been dead since 1979, but it's his fault I'm the nervous wreck I am today.
He introduced me to the obsession called Cardiff City.
I wonder if I ring one of these “No Win No Pay “solicitors I’ll get compo.

I know how you feel. My Uncle got me into it, coming home on leave from the army. Like us all though, wouldn't matter what division, what the football is like and who the chairman is, I'll be there