Possibly the WORST experience of my nan's life on the bus

My Nan got on the Brecon>Hereford bus today, she said it was so packed there were no standing bars left on the bus so guess what happens....

There was no seats available so my nan looked around hoping someone would offer her a seat but they didn't. She thought fack this I'm going to sit on someone's lap. She said she looked for the person she thought was the weediest little facker on the bus who wouldn't say anything. She found this skinny little twerp and plopped her arse there. Teach him for not offering.

His mate who was sat next to him couldn't contain his laughter as it was obvious he had never had a lady sit on his lap before and for the next 8 miles she was there, she said the little facker got a hard on as she felt something poke her after about 2 miles. It was nothing to write home about though. She also thinks he was maybe a little retarded or foreign as he didn't say anything even when she spoke to him.

Problem is she said she absolutely stinks now. She is sure he was a smoker as her clothes reek of fags. She has washed them 3 times to no avail, his breath reeked too she said and his hair was greasy as fack.

She's had 3 showers now and cannot get rid of the smell. She is sure he went home and masturbated over the experience and to be honest that disgusts her.

My Nan got on the Brecon>Hereford bus today, she said it was so packed there were no standing bars left on the bus so guess what happens....

There was no seats available so my nan looked around hoping someone would offer her a seat but they didn't. She thought fack this I'm going to sit on someone's lap. She said she looked for the person she thought was the weediest little facker on the bus who wouldn't say anything. She found this skinny little twerp and plopped her arse there. Teach him for not offering.

His mate who was sat next to him couldn't contain his laughter as it was obvious he had never had a lady sit on his lap before and for the next 8 miles she was there, she said the little facker got a hard on as she felt something poke her after about 2 miles. It was nothing to write home about though. She also thinks he was maybe a little retarded or foreign as he didn't say anything even when she spoke to him.

Problem is she said she absolutely stinks now. She is sure he was a smoker as her clothes reek of fags. She has washed them 3 times to no avail, his breath reeked too she said and his hair was greasy as fack.

She's had 3 showers now and cannot get rid of the smell. She is sure he went home and masturbated over the experience and to be honest that disgusts her.

Sounds like the best experience of Mrs Ramsgates life.

Is that serious?

Is that serious?

Its a reply to a thread posted earlier by Baker.

I'm running with Maccydee's version of events rather than that pug Baker

Is that serious?

Its a reply to a thread posted earlier by Baker.

Well I haven't been on here so I didn't know any different.

I will check out Bakers thread now and I am sure I will find this one more funny then.

Is that serious?

Its a reply to a thread posted earlier by Baker.

Well I haven't been on here so I didn't know any different.

I will check out Bakers thread now and I am sure I will find this one more funny then.

Is that serious?

Its a reply to a thread posted earlier by Baker.

What post by Baker?

Is that serious?

Its a reply to a thread posted earlier by Baker.

What post by Baker?