Mrs Ramsgate

Has anyone heard how Mrs Harry Ramsgate is bearing up?

Apparantley she was sexually assaulted by some chav on the bus to Hereford today. Tried into insert a mexican worm "down below" or so I heard!

she is a brazen hussey

They must have been desperate

Well she is hnoest about it she did say she was "going for a ride" !!!

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she is a brazen hussey

No Baz, it was the chav and his worm that caused all the touble.

Far from me being a gossip and stuff but you know our Rose is writing a book about all the famous people she's shagged over the years, whats is name Max Boyce, Bygraves Mossely or something like that. Well I heard that she was on the bus to Hereford following the success of her internet dating site to give the boys of Companys A, R, S and E a good send off when she overheard some up and comming young actor boasting about his forthcomming appearance in a thespian style play and that he was very nervous performing in front of 600 people.

Mrs Ramsgate, from what I understand, being the kind "lady" she is approached the young actor to offer some kindly advice given her many years of performing in front of millions of internet viewers when the bus took a corner a bit too fast and she ended up sitting on some guardian reading near'do wells lap. You know the type, fake burberry cap, chewing three day old gum that he'd obtained from some god forsaken toilet in the Black Lamb, the pub on the main, well some would say only street in Lifhiangal tallyn.

I'm led to believe that the said chav got quite excited in a "down below" way as Rose was wearing her best short skirt, 10 denier fish net stockings, the french suspender belt and her favourite luminous green crotchless thong, her finest pulling gear obviously for the treats ahead. It is alledged that.ooooo.oww, f**k off............leave me be.err..........helppppp.

THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TERMINATED BY YNBWSP WE HAVE TAKEN MR WOMBAT INTO OUR CUSTODY. UNDER PROTOCOL VII SECTION 4 VOLUME 109 SUBSECTION 3345B HE WILL DETAINED UNTIL WE ARE SATISFIED.

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