Free Bar
Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:20 am
If you went away with City and you were on your own and you stumbled on a free bar what would you do......
......... you'd phone your mates
imagine the scenario
ring ring
"Hello Alan Flitcroft speaking"
"Flitty it's ridders here......"
"who...."
"Peter Ridsdale...... remember the bloke who fucked Leeds and Barnsley, remember I sold Barnsley's ground to the council, what a scam hey, remember me, white hair long nose......"
"oh yes what you up to"
"I got another one, Cardiff City, their a bunch of cavemen, but ripe as f**k, i can get you on the board......"
"what do i have to do"
"f**k all, take the money and just vote for me on anything"
"ok..... who else you getting"
"well if I can get him to put the f*cking duck down Keith Harris"
"I told you before it's a different Keith Harris"
"whatever, can you get him on board so he votes for me"
"ok, i dont want no hassle mind, you have to front the fans and the media, you may think they are cavemen but sooner or later they will start to notice"
"dont worry, they think winding-up is just taking the piss"
"so whats the plan"
"well i was thinking, we will be directors, you vote for me, they have half a deal with the council which we can close and i can bribe the other directors and non execs with land deals, we'll build a stadium, write contracts which have bonuses that turn to shares..... we'll buy jimmy floyd cashinthebank and some other old leeds scum and walk into the premiership and cash in the shares we have given ourselves, its f*cking simple"
"and i dont have to do anything"
"no just vote for me and maybe an EGM now again to rob the land"
......... you'd phone your mates
imagine the scenario
ring ring
"Hello Alan Flitcroft speaking"
"Flitty it's ridders here......"
"who...."
"Peter Ridsdale...... remember the bloke who fucked Leeds and Barnsley, remember I sold Barnsley's ground to the council, what a scam hey, remember me, white hair long nose......"
"oh yes what you up to"
"I got another one, Cardiff City, their a bunch of cavemen, but ripe as f**k, i can get you on the board......"
"what do i have to do"
"f**k all, take the money and just vote for me on anything"
"ok..... who else you getting"
"well if I can get him to put the f*cking duck down Keith Harris"
"I told you before it's a different Keith Harris"
"whatever, can you get him on board so he votes for me"
"ok, i dont want no hassle mind, you have to front the fans and the media, you may think they are cavemen but sooner or later they will start to notice"
"dont worry, they think winding-up is just taking the piss"
"so whats the plan"
"well i was thinking, we will be directors, you vote for me, they have half a deal with the council which we can close and i can bribe the other directors and non execs with land deals, we'll build a stadium, write contracts which have bonuses that turn to shares..... we'll buy jimmy floyd cashinthebank and some other old leeds scum and walk into the premiership and cash in the shares we have given ourselves, its f*cking simple"
"and i dont have to do anything"
"no just vote for me and maybe an EGM now again to rob the land"
Re: Free Bar
Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:38 am
Re: Free Bar
Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:11 am
PR "and its tax free"