DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS PARANOID

Well he didn't tell me, but I know that's what the tw*t was thinking.
He also told me I had to stop wanking, and when I asked him why, he told me he was trying to take my pulse.

I was invited to a meeting of the local schizophrenic society. I'm in 2 minds whether to go or not

I've half a mind to join you.

I went to the doctors saying i needed something for my kidneys.
He gave me a 12oz rump steak and told me to make a pie myself.

I was invited to a meeting of the local schizophrenic society. I'm in 2 minds whether to go or not

Doctor told me I was Schizophrenic. We're going for a second opinion.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

i used to think i had Schizophrenia, now im in two minds

what can you say

Whats your fookin problem?????

I was invited to a meeting of the local schizophrenic society. I'm in 2 minds whether to go or not

It's still funny,

Scottish keeper after blamming a f**k up on his schizophrenia, a few games later the oppo fans were singing

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams

Think it may have been Celtic fans, can't remember now

I was invited to a meeting of the local schizophrenic society. I'm in 2 minds whether to go or not

It's still funny,

Scottish keeper after blamming a f**k up on his schizophrenia, a few games later the oppo fans were singing

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams

Think it may have been Celtic fans, can't remember now

What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant?

Angus McCoatup

I was invited to a meeting of the local schizophrenic society. I'm in 2 minds whether to go or not

It's still funny,

Scottish keeper after blamming a f**k up on his schizophrenia, a few games later the oppo fans were singing

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams

Think it may have been Celtic fans, can't remember now

What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant?

Angus McCoatup

What do you call an Asian who's locked himself out of his house?

Khan Geddin