John Terry Joke

John Terry has just received a text from Wayne Bridge it said thats how you play away you cnut.

A big black prostitute got a tattoo of Ashley Cole & John Terry faces on the inside of her thighs. She says to her punter Paddy 'if you can guess who they are you get a free shag'. He looks left and right & says 'i dunno who those ugly f@ckers are but the one in the middle with the big fat lips & curly hair is definatly Didier Drogba'.

A big black prostitute got a tattoo of Ashley Cole & John Terry faces on the inside of her thighs. She says to her punter Paddy 'if you can guess who they are you get a free shag'. He looks left and right & says 'i dunno who those ugly f@ckers are but the one in the middle with the big fat lips & curly hair is definatly Didier Drogba'.

Police are seeking a man who has so far stabbed 6 people to death with knitting needles in the same area. He seems to be following some sort of pattern.