Am I getting old??

Now, I know I have boyish good looks, a cheeky smile and a sparkle in the eye the ladies just love, but I think I'm getting old when I try and watch Soccer AM and other youth oriented programmes. They use "text speak" and funny language on there now which is surely aimed at the kids. Some prat in ridiculous glasses who barely made it as a pro is a skills advisor for Wayne Rooney's Street Soccer Show and calls technique, "Tekkers". Am I the only person on here to think that all this text speak and slang is getting too much? Am I the only one who hates the word soccer? Or am I getting too old?

By the way, I find the programme Grumpy Old Men hilarious and something I can really relate to and understand