Forever Blue wrote:ccfc1981 wrote:i know its a silly thing to say but it might force ridsdale out.
Funny story if 500 Fans did, it would cause chaos even though he wont pay you and cant as he has had it in his Bonus money
The slipery fucker probably has a bonus clause for that eventuality.....
I see it now in my runes...........
Peter arises from his throne, shakes his sceptre at Mr Borley, beckons his minions, then speaks
"Well Mr Borley, Mr Guy, my friends and that bloke who smells of deep heat, I have successfully avoided giving the scum that infest our stadium their money back for last years scam, errm idea obviously, bit of a slip of the silver tongue there, as we, as a board voted for my "sell the scum season tickets on some really way out off the cuff idea" which they fell for in their droves. Having fully met my, erm our objectives, you will now unanimously vote me an additional bonus for my good work, shall say we a round £500k? Any objections? Right motion carried.
Item number 2 on my, errm the agenda, is the Chairmans bonus for the success of our youth development policy, we have nealy sold that young welsh bloke who plays centre foward, young matthews to Manchester United for £7billion with a clause that if he's sold on in the future I, errmm, I mean we will get 10% of the fee. If he's anywhere near as good as his dad Stanley I'll, errrm we'll, be coining it in. Real Madrid have aleady offered me 200 billion french francs to buy in on this.
Item number 3 on the agenda. The chairmans bonus for successfully negotiating after much debate Items 1 and 2 on the agenda, according to my mate, darn my legal advisor of course, we are entitled to a further bonus of £20k. As it happens eck as likeo one of the Stadium managers, I forget which one, there's so many now, discovered an uncashed cheque for £50 made out to CCFC Stadium ltd which had not been paid into my, errm our bank account. In recognition of my great foresight for appointing such vigilant staff I have paid myself a small commission of 50% of their annual salary for the next five years and rewarded all of my managers a £10k bonus.
May I call on a vote from those present to pass the previously discussed motions? Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Dave what about you? Oh don't call me Pappa Dog in front of our friends but of course I'll tickle your belly you silly scouse scrotum heres a handful of cash now f**k off and be a god boy. Pappa dog is busy with the big children from the big playground.
Item 4. Right you spinless twats Annis and his gang of hooligans are having a bit of demonstration on saturday TLG tells me there could be as many 3 but that his good friend Sludge has organised some monkey facing and dogging down at the tampax stadium to distract our more refined guardian readers so thats, errm 2 of them gone. What are we going to do about this problem, board?
>> Mr Borely...I'll buy that bit of waste ground behind the National Football Stadium on behalf of Cardiff City, build some half decent facilities and maybe get the some top line football tournements played in Cardiff, maybe a bonus for you Pete if you can sell it to the egg chasers...
>> Excellent proposal Steven, I knew I hadn't stiched you up for a reason, what about the eggers though they hold the power down here.
>> Mr Borely...Nah they just rub deep heat in each others bollox and shove carrots up they're arses, probably suck each other off if their cocks weren't so small and their gobs so big.
>> What say you errrrm, whats your name, the bloke that smells of deap heat?
>> Mr Guy, I don't give a flying f**k as long as I make a few quid.
>> No not you mate, the one showing his cock to everyone,then sticking his finger up his arse and allowing his friends to lick it. Christ he's shat in one of those bread rolls I haven't paid for and is abusing muslims, Oh f*cking hell I can't see a bonus out of this unless...............
>>Mr Borely...Calm down you useless northern fuckwit, for every egger we, I mean you, convert to the cause of Cardiff City theres one Euro per convert. For every egger, for every scuba diver, surfer, lesbian, queer, even socialists or left wingers that you can recruit one Euro each, all yours.
>> Well thank you Mr Borely for that massive vote of confidence and easy supply of money, I'll be posting on Mike Morris' message board this instant and joining the 1927 Club as soon as I can, I hope those posh London twats have banned Dinger and Kendrick though. What are socialist though, I've tried my best to get them to invest in our club but they keep telling me to f**k off you right wing scum.
>> Whats Item 5 Mr Chairman, I've got a business to run and I'm getting a tad pissed off with Mr Guys "friend" running around the board room with my copy of the telegraph rammed up his arse on fire and singing "Up and under here we go " Can we move on to Item 5?
Item 5. I have at great expense to my cuddley, large but in father christmas, god like, some could even say socialist way sold our scum fans down the river and for this I deserve the reminder of bonus. Twenty three of my £100k per year managers each found litter, debris and general things that are dropped on the floor, one even found a discarded bic lighter which breaks just about every new law we have that our new investors hold sacred.
>> Whats that Mr Chairman?
Whose that I can't see you, its a bit dark in here.
>> DAYO speaks...Tis I Dayo with my partner, TLG, we wish to take you, Peter, back to our little nest to discuss the merits of a whatever thingy against a full on demonstration of big, hard men, evil in their eyes, testorone arking through thier bodies, muscles on their forearms bulging, eyes popping at their inevitable bonus'
>> OO I'm all of a quiver whats in it for me, a bonus perhaps?
>>Dayo.....Ho Ho Ho you'll be getting a lot more a value than a bonus Pete dearest but first you'll resign
>> Resign, I can't do that, what about all that money, errmm the club, supporters, my friends, and everything??
>> Dayo....TLG has an orange in his mouth and I'm wearing an all in one PVC body stocking wih £50k tucked where breasts should be, fancy it big boy?
Emergency Motion. I Peter f*cking Ridsdale resign with imediate effect, I'm going to live with my friends Dayo and TLG.........
Goodbye
IF ONLY CARLSBURG DID FOOTBALL CHAIRMENS RESIGNATIONS