I only wanted a ham baguette

Well I've had hell of a goodnight tonight and I am f*cking hanging . Anyway I got home and I'm f*cking starving Guess what the chinese is shut so I manages to get the key in the door, no f*cking lights on. My fuckling tongues hanging out and no supper ready for me . So I goes up in tnhe bedroo and sorta wakes the missus up and talks nicely to hwer and says what's for supper love She says theres a baguette in the fridge luv I cooked it special for you. I said thjanks love your a trerasure whats in it? she said f**k all fill it yourself you f*cking piss head. So thats what I did. so here i am pissed as a c**t with a ham salad baguette all nmade with my own fair hand happy as f*cking Larry in the full knowledge that ther silver haired c**t is not long for the culling. f**k off you Yorkshire c**t, youre a gonner and this ham Salad baguette is f*cking loverly

lol, i love pissed posters.....

enjoy ya ham baguette.

if you stuck next time, give me a ring, and i'll pick you up a kebab and deliver it to you ok

no pickle