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A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:47 pm

A film about the life of Garry Glitter is being made,
rumours are George Clooney is staring as Glitter
and it going to be called:
Oh she's thirteen

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:03 pm

Thomas Fish. wrote:A film about the life of Garry Glitter is being made,
rumours are George Clooney is staring as Glitter
and it going to be called:
Oh she's thirteen


we I thought it was funny

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:35 pm

Thomas Fish. wrote:
Thomas Fish. wrote:A film about the life of Garry Glitter is being made,
rumours are George Clooney is staring as Glitter
and it going to be called:
Oh she's thirteen


well I thought it was funny


Not one person found that funny :shock: :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:38 pm

thomas if you ever come up with a joke like that again, you will be made to sit next to dai hunt for a full 45 minutes :D

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:44 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:thomas if you ever come up with a joke like that again, you will be made to sit next to dai hunt for a full 45 minutes :D


Good job I don't know any jokes, I'll just stick to the jokes :D

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:47 pm

:?: :?: :?: :?: :lol:
oh the power :lol: :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:48 pm

Thomas Fish. wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:thomas if you ever come up with a joke like that again, you will be made to sit next to dai hunt for a full 45 minutes :D


Good job I don't know any jokes, I'll just stick to the jokes :D


you been sniffing glue thomas :D

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:54 pm

without sharing :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:55 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote::?: :?: :?: :?: :lol:
oh the power :lol: :lol:


you edited my post :lol: BITCH :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:57 pm

Thomas Fish. wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote::?: :?: :?: :?: :lol:
oh the power :lol: :lol:


you edited my post :lol: BITCH :lol:
:o :o i am shocked by those accusations :lol: :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:57 pm

Thomas :?

I will be honest with you. NEVER EVER repeat that joke to anyone EVER. :twisted:

Probably the worst joke I have ever heard :lol:

You dissapoint me at times Thomas :lol: :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:58 pm

The remake of Kindergarton Cop.

Starring Gary and Micheal Jackson?

One for the CCMB flim critics me thinks :lol: :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:09 pm

chippy909 wrote:Thomas :?

I will be honest with you. NEVER EVER repeat that joke to anyone EVER. :twisted:

Probably the worst joke I have ever heard :lol:

You dissapoint me at times Thomas :lol: :lol:


I got a good one.

What do you call a snail that travels by boat?























A snailor :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:14 pm

Ross Young wrote:
chippy909 wrote:Thomas :?

I will be honest with you. NEVER EVER repeat that joke to anyone EVER. :twisted:

Probably the worst joke I have ever heard :lol:

You dissapoint me at times Thomas :lol: :lol:


I got a good one.

What do you call a snail that travels by boat?

A snailor :lol:


:o That's terrible!!!!!!!!

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:15 pm

Ross Young wrote:
chippy909 wrote:Thomas :?

I will be honest with you. NEVER EVER repeat that joke to anyone EVER. :twisted:

Probably the worst joke I have ever heard :lol:

You dissapoint me at times Thomas :lol: :lol:


I got a good one.

What do you call a snail that travels by boat?

A snailor :lol:


worse than mine :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:18 pm

directed by roman polanski

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:19 pm

Ross Young wrote:
chippy909 wrote:Thomas :?

I will be honest with you. NEVER EVER repeat that joke to anyone EVER. :twisted:

Probably the worst joke I have ever heard :lol:

You dissapoint me at times Thomas :lol: :lol:


I got a good one.

What do you call a snail that travels by boat?























A snailor :lol:



Ok Tom, forgive me.

Ross that was the WORST joke I have ever heard :lol:

What do you call a fly with no wings?











A walk :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:28 pm

god :roll: they getting worse by the hour ;)

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:29 pm

I used to have a dog called Minton, one day I came hone from school and Minton had ate all my shuttlecocks.












Badminton :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:32 pm

hedgehog's...........why not just share the hedge !

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:38 pm

MAKE IT STOP

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:39 pm

heard about the magic tractor?.........went down the lane and turned into a field

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:50 pm

Why do women have legs?



























Seen the mess a snail makes?

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:52 pm

Willy the Wombat wrote:Why do women have legs?



Seen the mess a snail makes?


:lol:

I recommend my prawn joke, further down the board :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:07 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:thomas if you ever come up with a joke like that again, you will be made to sit next to dai hunt for a full 45 minutes :D


I think garry himself would rather his prison sentance.

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:10 pm

lagerlewis wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:thomas if you ever come up with a joke like that again, you will be made to sit next to dai hunt for a full 45 minutes :D


I think garry himself would rather his prison sentance.


:lol: :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:20 pm

One night two girls went to cardiff on a night out, on there way home they stop by a graveyard to take a pee she done her buisiness then went home, later on that night when performing a strip tease for her boyfriend and he discoves a card wedged between her ass cheeks he pulled it out and read it the card said "to our special lady you have served us for years at the pub and you all have put a smile on our faces from all the boys from Talywain rugby club. :lol:

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:25 pm

one night a man and his wife are sitting down and his wife says make love to me the way they do in the movies, so he shoves it up her ass pulls on her hair and cums on her face, by seeing the look on his wifes face he says i dont think we watch the same movies love.

Re: A film about Garry Glitter is being made!

Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:57 pm

Robert de Niro is to star in a film about Harold Shipman its called "The Old Dear Hunter"