Forget 'monkeyface' google blue waffle....

Over 18's only...sorry in advance.

Blue Waffle [bloo-wof-uh l] : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

Isn't it just the sexiest thing ever.

Someone showed me that in the pub the other week. Not nice!

I now feel sick.

for some reason i fancy a cheese burger

The question is would you still do it

The question is would you still do it

Any hole is a goal..

That statement goes right out of the window

you lot are just sick

The question is would you still do it

Any hole is a goal..

That statement goes right out of the window

She would go out of the windows as well