MY MATES JUST GONE AND!!!!!

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

oh dear
secretly i laughed out loud, but its no gwyn

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

oh dear
secretly i laughed out loud, but its no gwyn

THERES ONLY ONE GWYN!!!!!

I was enjoying a bit of anal sex with my girlfriend when she said "hmmm nnn mmmmm hummmmpphhhhh", Don't you just love gaffer tape?

boys please

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

Oi my wife is Slovakian

She doesn't do hovering or cleaning I have to employ a domestic servant for that kind of thing

Come to think of it she doesn't actually do anything at all, haven't had a session for as long as I can remember although being out of country for months on end probably doesn't help.

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

Oi my wife is Slovakian

She doesn't do hovering or cleaning I have to employ a domestic servant for that kind of thing

Come to think of it she doesn't actually do anything at all, haven't had a session for as long as I can remember although being out of country for months on end probably doesn't help.

Are you actually Alan Partridge?

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

Oi my wife is Slovakian

She doesn't do hovering or cleaning I have to employ a domestic servant for that kind of thing

Come to think of it she doesn't actually do anything at all, haven't had a session for as long as I can remember although being out of country for months on end probably doesn't help.

Are you actually Alan Partridge?

Whose Alan Patridge?

The above is true although I'm not currently paying for said domestic assistance the wife is. She's now complaining she can't afford to eat yet buys a couple of pairs of shoes per week. I'm sure she's got more shoes than that Remelda Marcos woman!! What is it with women and shoes, before I met her I had two pairs of shoes and a couple pairs of daps, now even I've got about ten pairs of bloody shoes and she's hidden most of my daps in the shed. Why anyone needs/wants more than two pairs of shoes is beyond me, one for everyday use and the other for funerals and such like.

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!

I have a five day break away with the missus and all these upstarts try and take my crown, actually the Sam joke nearly choked me, love the quick silly ones, I did ask my mum if i was Tommy Cooper's love child and she said I wasn't even her love child.

What do you call a Yugoslav call girl ?
























Kissallovermycockyabitch

Got himself a new polish girlfriend. Its taken her five days to hoover the house! Turns out shes a SLOVAK!!!!!!!