I'm drunk, I have the house to myself

Will I pass out, will I write suggestive texts/emails/PM's to unsuspecting females, will I do something else?

Answers below

Probably all of them

Just now monkeyfacing

same here mate, already pissed up meopty house, internet pirn later no doubts and emails I will apoligise baout tomorrow

:ayatollah: same here mate, already pissed up meopty house, internet pirn later no doubts and emails I will apoligise baout tomorrow

Already invited a bird I know on holiday, said I'd pay for it, etc, etc

:ayatollah: same here mate, already pissed up meopty house, internet pirn later no doubts and emails I will apoligise baout tomorrow

Already invited a bird I know on holiday, said I'd pay for it, etc, etc

fecking dreading my facebook in the morning

:ayatollah: same here mate, already pissed up meopty house, internet pirn later no doubts and emails I will apoligise baout tomorrow

Already invited a bird I know on holiday, said I'd pay for it, etc, etc

fecking dreading my facebook in the morning

Technology is fantastic in some ways. In others... well....

Already invited a bird I know on holiday, said I'd pay for it, etc, etc

fecking dreading my facebook in the morning

Technology is fantastic in some ways. In others... well....

keeps you in touch with those you shouldnt be in touch with.

I win alreayd made a cock of myself!!!

i think I just have, too, rhooster!!!

fucks sake mobile phones and facebook mixed with Booze shouldnt be allowed.

You need to shave your balls, empty the wank bank and get on xhamster.

fucks sake mobile phones and facebook mixed with Booze shouldnt be allowed.

My next invention: a phone/PC breathalyser

fucks sake mobile phones and facebook mixed with Booze shouldnt be allowed.

My next invention: a phone/PC breathalyser

id buy one tomorrow

fucks sake mobile phones and facebook mixed with Booze shouldnt be allowed.

My next invention: a phone/PC breathalyser

id buy one tomorrow

I'd have to!

My next invention: a phone/PC breathalyser

id buy one tomorrow

I'd have to!

women and booze 2 of my biggest weaknesses.Lethal together.

Women, booze and stupid comments are my biggest weaknesses

Women, booze and stupid comments are my biggest weaknesses

i got to stay away from one but which one?????

Women, booze and stupid comments are my biggest weaknesses

i got to stay away from one but which one?????

That's baffled man since cavemen times

Women, booze and stupid comments are my biggest weaknesses

i got to stay away from one but which one?????

That's baffled man since cavemen times

the problem u got is cut out women, ok easy enough till u have a drink, then you want women and u go sniffing, cut out booze and you meet a woman, said woman then fecking drives you to drink.

you cant win.

It's a dilemma Rhooster, a proper dilemma.

It's a dilemma Rhooster, a proper dilemma.

although being pissed with the right woman can work out a treat

It's a dilemma Rhooster, a proper dilemma.

although being pissed with the right woman can work out a treat

But if you end up with the wrong one, you're fucked. In more than one way!!!

It's a dilemma Rhooster, a proper dilemma.

although being pissed with the right woman can work out a treat

But if you end up with the wrong one, you're fucked. In more than one way!!!

just tell them to feck off simples, turn the nasty side on.