have you ever had sex with any one famous

iv done .rod hull and emu brian moore the rugby player derick showers . rod hull and emu where fantastic.

babe.............



i have finally left that wanker ASHLEY , and i am on my way round to you know BIG BOY.
i am horny as f**k and gaging for you. LOVE CHERYL xxxxxxxxxxxxx

(carlsberg dont do texts, but if they did............)


thats the closest i have CUM.

that im willing to say anyway

babe.............



i have finally left that wanker ASHLEY , and i am on my way round to you know BIG BOY.
i am horny as f**k and gaging for you. LOVE CHERYL xxxxxxxxxxxxx

(carlsberg dont do texts, but if they did............)


thats the closest i have CUM.

that im willing to say anyway

Well i have not had sex with anyone famous but my uncle Ron has let me watch him a few times making a few home movies

Well i have not had sex with anyone famous but my uncle Ron has let me watch him a few times making a few home movies

jez can you send me them films that your uncle ron made thay sound triff and trim.

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Well i have not had sex with anyone famous but my uncle Ron has let me watch him a few times making a few home movies

jez can you send me them films that your uncle ron made thay sound triff and trim.

Yeah you want a nice "autographed cock shot" I can get you a freebie - could even sort you out a session with him no probs - BUT does he need to loose the tash ??????

i've done (technical term) blondie, tina weymouth from talkin heads and that bloke of bullseye jim bowen.

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

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She's not yet 18........ even if its in ya dreams ya a perv.

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

Years ago as In Tessie O'Shea?........or Big Lisa? LOL

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

WE don't believe you unless you admit to it or have evidence!!! - half hearted effort rhoost!!!!!!!!!!!

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

.... rhooster. was it sara that girl who reads the news my husband had her aswell.

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She's not yet 18........ even if its in ya dreams ya a perv.

It isnt when you have only just turned 18 yourself

She is the same age as me, So that is good enough for me

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She's not yet 18........ even if its in ya dreams ya a perv.

It isnt when you have only just turned 18 yourself

She is the same age as me, So that is good enough for me

and good enough for me, we actually tag-teamed her

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

WE don't believe you unless you admit to it or have evidence!!! - half hearted effort rhoost!!!!!!!!!!!

Jez i'll tell you one day but I aint putting it on here.

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

.... rhooster. was it sara that girl who reads the news my husband had her aswell.

Not even giving clues on this Mrs R.

your pretty well known around the vice dens, do you now count as famous??

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

You fucked the queen in Sophia Gardens at 2am didn't you! I knew it!

I'm going to guess that it's Catherine Zeta Jones the little harlot!

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

WE don't believe you unless you admit to it or have evidence!!! - half hearted effort rhoost!!!!!!!!!!!

Jez i'll tell you one day but I aint putting it on here.

why bring it up then roost
share with friends

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

You fucked the queen in Sophia Gardens at 2am didn't you! I knew it!

I'm going to guess that it's Catherine Zeta Jones the little harlot!

no done it in Sophia gardens plenty of time but no one famous and no to catherine im not old enough for her.

Charlotte Church? Hence why you can't say because it was pre-pubescent?

Rhooster, come on who isit

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

You fucked the queen in Sophia Gardens at 2am didn't you! I knew it!

I'm going to guess that it's Catherine Zeta Jones the little harlot!

thats wear i work, i thought it was goerge doors banging the bitch, i must be wrong

i have someone very famous in Wales but im not gonna name her and it was years ago anyway.

.... rhooster. was it sara that girl who reads the news my husband had her aswell.

Not even giving clues on this Mrs R.

your pretty well known around the vice dens, do you now count as famous??

..... yes i suppose so.

Jez now knows.

I have a feeling this is going to be like Rhooster's last wild goose chase about that sex story which he said was very embarrassing. You owe us one at least Rhooster!

Jez now knows.

Rhoost have to say ONE lucky bird to have experienced you!

Jez now knows.

Rhoost have to say ONE lucky bird to have experienced you!

Thank you Jez like i said before up your offer to inlcude 2 zeros and we'll talk

I have a feeling this is going to be like Rhooster's last wild goose chase about that sex story which he said was very embarrassing. You owe us one at least Rhooster!

Give you one???, sorry mate i dont care how small it is the fact you got one means i aint going there.

Rhooster, no need to get personal about my miniature penis... I'm keeping my real huge one for someone special!

Tell us!