The Fat Controller

Boris is promising to wage war on obesity..with one in three Brits clinically obese. Pretty bad..with huge costs to the NHS for what is little more than indulgence, medically aside. It took him a visit to IC to lose weight.

Heres a couple of quick but probably unpopular solutions.. close McDonalds and Greggs, and snatch people off the streets to attend a boot camp.. for which they will pay for board, lodging, and training once released.

Boris is promising to wage war on obesity..with one in three Brits clinically obese. Pretty bad..with huge costs to the NHS for what is little more than indulgence, medically aside. It took him a visit to IC to lose weight.

Heres a couple of quick but probably unpopular solutions.. close McDonalds and Greggs, and snatch people off the streets to attend a boot camp.. for which they will pay for board, lodging, and training once released.

I blame advertising over the years.

Mind you, I do like the Strongbow ads...

I'm 3 stone overweight but I agree with Boris

I was in Gregg before the lockdown and this very fat lady was telling her friend how she really needs to lose weight

While stuffing an ice slice down her fat gullet

I'm 3 stone overweight but I agree with Boris

I was in Gregg before the lockdown and this very fat lady was telling her friend how she really needs to lose weight

While stuffing an ice slice down her fat gullet

Could have done with an apostrophe after Gregg mate.

Unless of course you were "in Gregg" in which case I'll mind my own business

I'm 3 stone overweight but I agree with Boris

I was in Gregg before the lockdown and this very fat lady was telling her friend how she really needs to lose weight

While stuffing an ice slice down her fat gullet

Could have done with an apostrophe after Gregg mate.

Unless of course you were "in Gregg" in which case I'll mind my own business

Haha

I was hoping my error wouldn't have been spotted

Fair play

I salute your reply, exactly how I would have replied