WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MONKEYFACE...?

FOR ME IT HAS TO BE CHERYL COLE

You mean Cheryl Tweedy.

I'd love a go with Cameron Diaz before she just gets too old.

anna farris for me

You mean Cheryl Tweedy.

I'd love a go with Cameron Diaz before she just gets too old.

oh yeh tweeds now sorry
and that bird off countdown something about her

anna farris for me

You wanna bit of Anna Farris aris don't you?

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas for me.

:lol:

You mean Cheryl Tweedy.

I'd love a go with Cameron Diaz before she just gets too old.

oh yeh tweeds now sorry
and that bird off countdown something about her

yeh she's a bit of a milf

:lol:

You mean Cheryl Tweedy.

I'd love a go with Cameron Diaz before she just gets too old.

oh yeh tweeds now sorry
and that bird off countdown something about her

yeh she's a bit of a milf

milf???
shes about 20.....

thought you was on about carol vorderman

:lol: thought you was on about carol vorderman

f**k me rob youve had a shocker today. stacey slater killed her off years ago, new bird on there now, all sweet and innocent, but its always the quiet ones

:lol: thought you was on about carol vorderman

f**k me rob youve had a shocker today. stacey slater killed her off years ago, new bird on there now, all sweet and innocent, but its always the quiet ones

i think my head is in the twilight zone tonight, i was painting today and put brush in coffee, and went to shop walked home and realised i had left the car outside the shop.......not my night

:lol: thought you was on about carol vorderman

f**k me rob youve had a shocker today. stacey slater killed her off years ago, new bird on there now, all sweet and innocent, but its always the quiet ones

i think my head is in the twilight zone tonight, i was painting today and put brush in coffee, and went to shop walked home and realised i had left the car outside the shop.......not my night

i just read it back again and its made me laugh again, i hope it was a long walk and pissin down to, to teach you a lesson

i just read it back again and its made me laugh again, i hope it was a long walk and pissin down to, to teach you a lesson

funny thing is its the second time ive done it.

i just read it back again and its made me laugh again, i hope it was a long walk and pissin down to, to teach you a lesson

funny thing is its the second time ive done it.

be better if it was 2 cars at the same time

Rachel Riley? f*cking right. Makes coming home after a days lectures so much better.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dress.html

this is a true story, i had a red fiesta (dont ask) a few years ago, i drove to victoria park bank then went to the shop down the road, came out the shop got into my little red fiesta and jumped out of my skin as the woman in the back seat said "can i help you" i was only in the wrong bloody car, i had left mine outside bank

this is a true story, i had a red fiesta (dont ask) a few years ago, i drove to victoria park bank then went to the shop down the road, came out the shop got into my little red fiesta and jumped out of my skin as the woman in the back seat said "can i help you" i was only in the wrong bloody car, i had left mine outside bank

your a f*cking one off, im supposed to be falling asleep, but every time i read a reply i end up in stitches?
was she hot was the main point to bring up?

this is a true story, i had a red fiesta (dont ask) a few years ago, i drove to victoria park bank then went to the shop down the road, came out the shop got into my little red fiesta and jumped out of my skin as the woman in the back seat said "can i help you" i was only in the wrong bloody car, i had left mine outside bank

your a f*cking one off, im supposed to be falling asleep, but every time i read a reply i end up in stitches?
was she hot was the main point to bring up?

she was about 70 years old. when i explained she said " thats ok we cant all retain our faculties can we " when i got home ant told the wife she was pissing herself, until i realised i had left her fags on the seat of the other car.

this is a true story, i had a red fiesta (dont ask) a few years ago, i drove to victoria park bank then went to the shop down the road, came out the shop got into my little red fiesta and jumped out of my skin as the woman in the back seat said "can i help you" i was only in the wrong bloody car, i had left mine outside bank

your a f*cking one off, im supposed to be falling asleep, but every time i read a reply i end up in stitches?
was she hot was the main point to bring up?

she was about 70 years old. when i explained she said " thats ok we cant all retain our faculties can we " when i got home ant told the wife she was pissing herself, until i realised i had left her fags on the seat of the other car.

wat a beaut, i must admit when i started a thread about monkeyfacing at 2pm didnt think id get 20 odd replies, with you being in the back of a car down some back street with a 70 year old

hmmmm dont sound good when you put it like that does it

not really could of been worse you can have walked in to PR's private toilet or something.
right rob once again i cant compete, im not as hardcore as you. im off.
take it easy. enjoy ur cod tomorrow night

not really could of been worse you can have walked in to PR's private toilet or something.
right rob once again i cant compete, im not as hardcore as you. im off.
take it easy. enjoy ur cod tomorrow night

g'nite. have a good kip.

Ha, easy! easy! easy!



BTW, someone else I'd monkeyface any day;
http://www.lingerieweapon.com/sexy-ling ... hotoshoot/

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yeh she's a bit of a milf

milf???
shes about 20.....

She's 22

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/coun ... chel-riley

Has to be either Rosie Jones

http://www.rosiejonesmodel.org/search/l ... -results=7

Or Jessica Alba

http://www.jessicaalbaonline.net/jessic ... ctures.htm

Millie Clode. I'd monkey face her so bad that her bum resembles a baboon's!

http://www.btinternet.com/~ultima/pics.html


She does it for me. Better body than women 20 years younger.

peggy mitchell!!